Set in stone: my election pledges
Greetings, electorate! On the eve of the most unpredictable election in living memory, behold: my policy pledges to you, the voters.
Painstakingly hewn against the advice of my entire PR team, dragged forth from a nearby quarry by an exhausted squad of interns; should I somehow find myself in power sometime next week my Pledge Slab will be permanently installed – Old Testament style – upon the roof of 10 Downing Street (rafter permitting). What hope do potential coalition partners have in negotiating their way round these limestone proclamations? How could I ever renege on promises so permanently etched into only mildly weather-worn rock?
That said, if the Tories get in again my plan is to smash it all up into tiny disappointed pieces and start my own gravel business.
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