Ask the Experts: Who Should Replace Ant on I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here?

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"Anyone but Holly Willoughby. Can't stand her. Smug."

 chloe.angel.99
Mail Online Denizen, Probably Stephen Mulhern

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“THIS GROTESQUE CARNIVAL OF TORTURE AND DISMEMBERMENT MUST END. ALL HUMANS ARE FOUND COMPLICIT IN CRIMES AGAINST OUR JUNGLE BRETHREN. SENTENCE: ETERNAL ENSLAVEMENT.”

Ant Queen
Queen of Ants

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“It’s kind of you to ask sweetie, but we’re flat out right now. Stormi might have a gap in her schedule for late 2021? Let me get back to you.”

Kris Jenner
'Momager', child labour enthusiast

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"My amusement nodes are at full capacity. BZZZZT! Why not simply peel the television presenter known as 'Ant' and reapply his outer layer to a new, healthier speci—ERROR ERROR HARMING HUMANS IS WRONG"

Current Affairs Bot
Recovering weapon 

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"I'm sure Holly would do a great job! But come on. ME. It should be ME. Want to see how many spiders I can fit in my mouth?"

Fearne Cotton
Arch-irritant

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"RARGH ELITES RARGH BETRAYAL RARGH PINTS RA—a fee, you say? Yes. Me."

Nigel Farage
Void

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"Britain's mainstream media is rigged in favour of the privileged, is almost entirely owned by right wing oligarchs, and demonises minorities. PICK ME."

Owen Jones
Nuisance


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