Ask the Experts: Who Should Replace Ant on I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here?
"Anyone but Holly Willoughby. Can't stand her. Smug."
Mail Online Denizen, Probably Stephen Mulhern
“THIS GROTESQUE CARNIVAL OF TORTURE AND DISMEMBERMENT MUST END. ALL HUMANS ARE FOUND COMPLICIT IN CRIMES AGAINST OUR JUNGLE BRETHREN. SENTENCE: ETERNAL ENSLAVEMENT.”
— Ant Queen
Queen of Ants
“It’s kind of you to ask sweetie, but we’re flat out right now. Stormi might have a gap in her schedule for late 2021? Let me get back to you.”
— Kris Jenner
'Momager', child labour enthusiast
"My amusement nodes are at full capacity. BZZZZT! Why not simply peel the television presenter known as 'Ant' and reapply his outer layer to a new, healthier speci—ERROR ERROR HARMING HUMANS IS WRONG"
— Current Affairs Bot
"I'm sure Holly would do a great job! But come on. ME. It should be ME. Want to see how many spiders I can fit in my mouth?"
— Fearne Cotton
"RARGH ELITES RARGH BETRAYAL RARGH PINTS RA—a fee, you say? Yes. Me."
— Nigel Farage
"Britain's mainstream media is rigged in favour of the privileged, is almost entirely owned by right wing oligarchs, and demonises minorities. PICK ME."
— Owen Jones